Sexy Rexy? Really???

Even a lifelong fan has to laugh at this bitch- (copied directly from PFT )

“We’re just waiting in the wings ready to take over the NFC East. Nobody’s talking about us, it’s right where we wanna be. You look at us from top to bottom out here, there’s a bunch of great players. And we don’t need people saying we’re the best right now. But when it’s all said and done, I really feel like this team’s gonna win the [NFC] East."

Every goddamn year, I think the same thing Rex, in preseason. Even in the beginning of JIM FREAKIN ZORN'S 2nd year I thought that! The problem is you and the guy Shannatan will stake his reputation on are the fucking QB's.

I won't say bring back Jeff George, but at this point, I would consider the ole ball coach's boy, Danny Woeful over either of these two idiots. And they haven't even played a down of PRESEASON yet.

Where did my optimism of last week go? My backup team I root for now is the Browns. They are also bad, but they have a bruising white running back (Hillis, see Madden 12 cover), a decent quarterback, and are building their team up. Plus, not in the NFC, so I can legally root for them.

This was on the same page, and too funny, so heres another one.

New series- Another in Depth Post from RTB

annnnnnnd done.

Wha#t 495! Th*e Sh4IT ~is up*with the godda^^^^mn comments&!

I'm no internet engineer, but fuck google, your shit be fuckin up. Been goin on for awhile now. Fix it, somebody.

This is what happens Larry........

.........when you own a PINK handgun and when you watch too many, "movies and TV shows, like Sons of Anarchy, that show tough guys with guns shoved into their jeans (which) are not realistic".

To quote the article: "The cops and robbers of the silver screen most likely use rubber weapons, which weigh far less than the real things."

I mean seriously put that shit in your fucking pocket or listen to the PO PO and get a fucking holster you cheap dumb bastard. In your waistband, seriously? I mean do you think that thing is secure flopping around in your pants??? Not to mention I would like to see you draw your piece when it is stuck precariously inside your pants. That'd be a fucking laugh! Shit if he didn't shoot himself putting it in there he sure as hell would probably shoot himself trying to pull it out real quick!

So will modern medicine save this idiot's reproductive capabilities? Or perhaps he has already reproduced? Aghast let us hope not! Let Darwin thin the herd I say!

Another In depth blog from Rusty Trom Bone.

Name familiar with a former homey of ours? Possibly residing in naptown now?

Also, since Sunday is like my Friday- RTB Sunday Hot News Caster- Robin Meade, aka the only reason to watch headline news on CNN, for the person with the longest nickname and furthest away from CONUS.

Salt n Peppa

Coming to 9:30 club 9/20. Any soldiers down? Looking at nuggets and BMR specifically.

Keeping It Jackal: Sao Paolo, Brazil

 I never called for it on the Den, but I have wondered why no one else did this yet. Brazil is straight keepin' it jackal as fuck. How could you not with this ridiculous ass around you all the time?

Oh yeah, this is the same awesome city that banned advertising. Suck one, Coca Cola. 

Rusty T.'s School of Hilarious Shit: Best Tagline Ever

Hahahahahahaha! More hilarious shit please.

If Rusty T Bone WERE Mayor........

Motherfucking Scrimps be getting scalped and shit. And if I were mayor I'd run over your car if you even looked at me the wrong way. Fuck your car dude!