Friday Hottie BHMF Style.

I'll Pay You Back next paycheck right?

All I can say is goddamn that is a lotta money.

Life on the Schzio Farm.......

I been saying this shit for years. Now I am vindicated and can kick my feet up and sit back and enjoy a hearty big belly laugh. Goddamn silly city dwellers. Shit I am feeling half crazy just being back in Ho Co again. Rt 32 is a goddamn superhighway. The farms that once were are few and far between.

Just sayin'

JOTD: James Taylor

'An arrest report states that Taylor exposed his genitals and "urinated in the middle of the sand."

He also continued to shout profanities.'




That's a pretty gay name you got, but from one jackal to another, I've joked about drinking 48 beers, I wasn't sure it was humanly possible.  Talk about aiming high...

Friday Hottie: Doutzen Kroes

KFTC: Miami Heat Fans

This shit is really fucking stupid. How are you going to have such little faith in "your" team? You really need to resort to black magic and voodoo because LeBron ain't the Chosen One. I'd "choose" Dwayne Wade over that bama any day of the week. Go get 'em, Dirk! Do we have to wait until Sunday again? Oh yeah and I just saw this. Karma can be a total bitch sometimes.

Friday Hottie: Melanie Iglesias

Heading to the Inferno that is the East Coast!

If these retards (imagine yourself a picture of some goofily dressed Mounties right here) delay me or hold me up in anyway God help them. It won't be God save the queen let me tell you. Fucking over dressed zealots. Ha ha I kid I love the mounties and I love Canada, play Neil Young every time I get to the border as a mini karmic peace offering.

So you Jackals better be getting ready to do some serious fucking camping. I know BMR is down. I know Rusty T Bone is down. Glinker's (I forget his Den moniker cause the sorry ass never posts shit, so how am I to remember?) gotta hike 50 miles on the AT I hear. Pussy. I just hope this shit happens and no one gets burnt alive or falls off the mountainside cause they are so damn intoxicated. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt you know. Safe camping and following all the local laws and regulations is what we here at the Den are all about. Oh shit who am I kidding, I need to go pack. Procrastinated long enough.

Death of Freedom: The Watchmen

We're running out of time, y'all.

JOTD: Mark Zuckerberg?

How's that for a curveball? Didn't see ol' Boogers comin' with that shit.