JOTD: Torrey Smith

14 catches. 224 yards. 4 TDs. Dude is the fucking truth. I hope he comes back for one more year...

JOTD: Scar Shoulders

I'm gonna get so fuckin Jackal today you might need to invent a new word for Jackaling it up. I've already ran about 10 errands had breakfast and am about to go workout. Tonight will be beyond your wildest dreams as far as getting awesome is concerned. I hope all of you are down to celebrate my birthday to death. Howl at your fucking boy. Caps at 5. District Chophouse at 8. Rock and Roll Hotel at 10:30. After party at 3. Be there or be clone.

JOTD: Tico

This lunatic has been cracking me up all week. First Head asks him if him and I have ever celebrated our birthday together because they are one day apart. His reply "We are alive so obviously not, but e should make it happen". Awesome.

Then today he gives me a much appreciated Movember donation and leaves the following on my MoSpace for everyone at work to see "Fuck yeah!!! keep Cancer at bay, like a pirate all you need is something fucking balls and the right attitude, and your MR. LEE have them it"

Sweet sweet Tico, you are the fucking man sir.

JOTD: Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is jackal, ba leeve it. We have to jackal the fuck up and save some tigers, yo. Stop cutting down trees, you stupid fucks. China, why don't you get your shit together? You and India, stop fuckin'.

Girlfriend/Wife/etc Requirements

Bitches need to know how to cook that's #1
#2 likey sucky a cocky

There is no #3 really but if there was, what would it be?

KFTC: TSA

 So if you're fat or smell bad, you can expect the brunt of the TSA's work. 

KFTC: India

Y'all need to chill with the 'gagiggity in the shmoygin', if you know what I mean. Bill Burr says it much better. 650 million person increase in 50 years. 17% of the world lives in India. KFTC.

BMR and SS hold shit down!

Blackout!

Friday Hottie: Sophie Howard

 You guys have to google this photo shoot and check out the one where she loses the top.

Karma Is A Bitch: Tony Parker

Haha! Dare you go, Tony Parker! How you like that you son of a bitch? I knew she was too good for your clone, French ass. The Spurs suck, you suck and now I can go back to completely sweating your (soon to be) ex-wife.

Eva, get your fly tookus over here and let BMR show you how jackals do. Uh, you missed a spot, sweetie.