Lynx of the Day: Mexican baby

"Rodriguez told state public radio Thursday that the doctor who pronounced the girl dead at a hospital in the town of Tulancingo is being investigated for possible negligence."

Are you sure? KFTC.

Friday Hottie: Larissa Riquelme

J(s)OTD: Ecuador

Just when you think everything has gone to shit in this world, some good rears her beautiful breasts and says, "Here, feel these." Oh, sorry, I have been busy picking out a Friday Hottie and got carried away. First, I'm getting a promotion, then I'm staking my claim in one of the last places on Earth man has yet to completely fuck shit up.

KFTC: Social Security Administration

Ahh, just as Jim Mundy predicted in 1997, it's happening, and about a decade earlier as a matter of pant-shitting fact.

Keeping It Awesome: Basil Marceaux

Meow: UMD Terps Football

Welcome to a new Jackals Den series entitled, 'Meow', where we salute bitch juice where it flows. "We're not good at football, so we should stretch and meditate like a bunch of bitches." Hey, Terps Football, harden the fuck up!

JOTSS(Jackal of the Solar System): The Sun

The source of everything good on our planet. This real live jackal is hooking you up with a free light show. Ba-leeve it. All the scientists was like, "Yo, Sun should be all quiet and shit." Shit's bout to change, yo.

A 'lil Ole Skool Dirt Dog Rock for ya ear pieces.

Yeah, motherfucker. For all my real Western Howard County ninjas out there, doing it since day one mother fuckers. Happy motherfuckin Friday and shit.

JOTD: Basil Marceaux

KFTC: Matt Drudge

I know this fuckbag has already been the Gay Clone of the Day, but his schtick never tires like Pontius' fedora. Seriously, what the fuck is this guy on about and which analysts did he hyperlink to? Deutsche Bank. Wall Street analysts don't like this upper tier tax cut getting... cut, I guess, for lack of a better word. Fuck you, Matt Drudge. Fuck you, Deutsche Bank. Paulie, get out of that fucking barn, the hay is on fire. And give me some goddamn Ravens tickets if you're not using them.