JOTD: Steve McQueen (again) OG JACKAL

I am not gay, but I am a huge Steve McQueen fan.  This dude is the fucking man.  Don't believe me?  Here are just a few examples why Steve McQueen would embarrass the GAF Brad Pitts and Matt Damons of the world.  Dude did his own stunts while these scrimps were little eggs hangin on fallopian tubes of they moms and shit.  Not to mention he did it without the "help" of CGI, Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer, stunt doubles, trick camera angles, etc.  

He actually did this crazy ass shit.  And he did it like a jackal should, with no bullshit and fussing about.  Fucking Jackal to the core.  


He owned and actually drove Ferraris, Porsches, etc.  So what, right?  OK here's more

He banged hot chicks, drank and smoked to excess.  Still not impressed?  OK here what he did when he was at "work"

Exhibit A (I admit I got a little bit of a chubby at min 4:05.  I need that car)

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

enough said...

Ball DEEP Attempts a BMR stream of conscienceness post

When did the photos next to the name's start? I like it. Glad I uploaded SOP album cover when I created my profile.

Let me just give you a list of bands:

Sting

Metallica (w Jason Newsted)

Offspring

Green Day

Yes

And yet another list:

Pearl Jam

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Metallica (w Cliff Burton)

Primus

311

Bob Marley and the Wailers

Thin Lizzy

Do you know the difference?

The first list of bands are GAF. AND the bassists in said bands play bass with a pick.

The second list of bands are JAF. These band's bassists do not use picks because they are not gay as fuck and are not afraid of a few blisters. And they are not wannabe guitarists that were to lazy to learn the other 2 strings.

...coincidence? I think not.

(This holds true for all except two Masters of bass which do both pick and non-pick play: Roger Waters and Paul McCartney, but they are exempt because they could play with their members and still be JAF.)

Megan Fox is hot and so is Taylor Hicks and a few other of those Hollywood chicks but they are really annoying.

I love the Redskins. I really hope they beat Coach Spags and the shitty ass Rams at home. I wish I could be there with Pontius and Nuggets a.k.a. voicemail to see it in person.

I think that I was wrong about the Health care debate. I am with Head now. Let's go ahead and get that sorted out OK gov't? That would be ggreeeeaaaatt. Mkay?

I have wheels for sale on craigslist.

I am not sure who to root for this weekend because I starting to hate the Giants equal to the Cowboys....but I still hate the Cowboys more. I think I just answered that. Maybe I'll just root for (H)Romo and (BOY)Manning to get carried out in stretchers hand in hand.

I am going to start eating better and not drinking as much beer. Well probably not but it is the thought that counts right?

ITS FUCKING FRIDAY!

Cheese

Sangria

Cardboard

"Vanilla Ice Platinum? That shit's ridiclous " - Phife Dog

I wonder what Ralph Machio is up to these days? And Mr Miyagi for that matter...

Mancation 2010, let's get serious. When, Where, who???

I love Oskar Blues beer. Except the scottish ale crap. Shit sucks.

Ball DEEP OUT!

GCOTD: Gilbert Arenas

The NBA is the Gay Clone of the Decade, but fuck this guy.

Per ScarShoulders' Request

Ol' Boogers was doing his buddy Shoulders a solid, getting all of the Jackal Comics synchronized with a 'label'. That label is, jackal comics.

Jackal Precaution: Chinese Wal Mart Employees Don't Fuck Around

Baleeve it. You try and take a big ass bag of fortune cookie, you're gonna get medieval repercussions. These WallyMartz employees in China are fuckin' dedicated as a mallfucker. Not sure if I'd care about my job so much as to do this. Jackals be advised...

Tags Galore: We are the fucking Greatest

Speaking of Tags...Has anyone scrolled down to read the Tags of Glory recently? They are much funnier when you read them as a (really, really ridiculously long) list.

This made me again realize that the Den surely is the shit. Well played sirs. If you haven't in a while go back and look at some of the posts that got us here. Fucking inspirational. I think I may UNF some fools at lunch because I am so infused with Jackal goodness...

Greatest/Worst Invention Ever Created

www.pandora.com

Fuck man. Shit is too easy. And way too addictive. And they got a button to buy shit on there? Who knew that Bishop Lamont and Black Milk made a collab that is sick as fuck called Caltroit? Not me, but I do now and I need to buy it.

Who knew People Under the Stairs and Psyche Origami were a mix between Dr Dre and a Tribe Called Quest? I didn't but I sure am about to buy those CD's too.

Your boy Shoulders just picked up a $30 a week buy obscure CD habit... Fuck my wallet.

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Hard to believe 9 years ago this guy was ripping ScarShoulders' team a new one and now he can hardly speak or control his movement.


P.S. 400 posts. Baleeve ma.

R.I.P. Jackal - Dalton

I have seen this movie countless times and it still makes me tear up from the sheer dorkiness and the incredible amount of one-liners that ensue throughout the entire film.

R.I.P. Dalton. You will be missed.



"Take out the trash, Cooler!"



You gotta love that the blind dude keeps playin' the blues while they are throwin' down in this scene.

Cowboy karate: Round house in a road house...it doesn't get much more jackal than that.