RTB'S Friday Hottie- Rand(y) Paul

Yeah , thats right. I did that shit.

Sorry, but I got full wood for a guy who was calling out the bamanitors plan for skynet to happen, basically by hisself.

You think Virginia IRS agents, whoops, I mean revenue producing traffic dicks, dolt!, I mean law enforcement officers are dicks now, wait till they have MQ-9 Reapers and Predators patrolling the skies for you doing 69mph in a 65mph zone, let alone you doing anything else, on  your own "private property".

Drones don't respect private property from the air.

Sure, now we have assurance the president doesn't have authority to kill an "unarmed" American citizen on US soil, but that still isn't much.

Creeping incrementalism.

Skynet is here.



Thanks for being a lone voice in the wilderness Mr. Paul.

FUCK ROBOTS!

But in the spirit of friday hotties- here are a few robot sluts-

KFTC: U.S. "Defense" Spending

Yeah, let's cut spending across the board so we can afford to buy a bunch of shit we don't need. Especially since China is doing the same shit. KFTC.

GC(s)OTD: BMC Medicine Researchers

Thanks a lot, bro. You researchers at BMC Medicine have some nerve. Do you see any one of us jackals taking shots at medical research? Yeah, how about we fuck with something you think is awesome? It's pretty obvious bacon and it's delicious cohorts are out to get us. Do we care? I think not. Have you ever looked a bacon explosion in the eyes and turned it away into the cold, dark of night? Never. Go fuck your gay clone.

G(s)COTD: The Big 3 Beermakers

"Why are the most popular American beers so weak?

Because they’re the next best thing to prohibition. "

Friday Hottie: Nina Agdal

GCOTD:(shocker)Mike Shesh...Kryzew...Fuckit that guy from Duke that looks like a fuckng rat? Yeah, him.

 

This photo is so goddamn fucking epic. It's followed closely by this article. I love to hate a lot of people. No one more than this man(possibly true, but likely not. I mean I've never met the dude but his track record ain't good.). Oh and make no mistake, they got extremely embarrassed on the national TVs, probably the last time these two meet in a regular season, conference game. Way to jackal the fuck up lads and sorry it took me so long to post about it.


“I have a great deal of respect for Maryland," said a sour Mike Krzyzewski Saturday night, down the hall from thousands of fans still jostling on the Comcast Center court after the unranked Terrapins’ two-point win over second-ranked Duke. He paused briefly, then added: “If it was such a rivalry, they’d still be in the ACC. Obviously they don’t think it’s that important, or they wouldn’t be in the Big Ten."

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

I told that wigger ass dog he was a golden and not a black lab.

Friday Hottie: Luisana Lopilato

Jackal Advice

Just a simple little rule to live by: Try not to be a cunt!

KFTC: Obamanomics

Alright now that there's rumblings of a Den we used to know and we've appeased our dear leader by fraternizing with inconsequential distractions(which I dearly love, make no mistake, nothin' but love Ravens and Terps), how about we get down to brass tacks and discuss Keynesian economics? What is the Obama administration up to and should we call 'Shenanigans'? How likely is a full blown currency war? Will the next 12 - 18 months harbor a fiat currency collapse and is that why the Department of "Homeland Security" is purchasing millions of rounds of hollow-tip ammunition and other weapons of mass oppression? Tawlk amongst yaselves...