Fhilosophy Friday

Alan Watts drops knowledge ninja style: “For there is a growing apprehension that existence is a rat-race in a trap: living organisms, including people,are merely tubes which put things in at one end and let them out at the other, which both keeps them doing it and in the long run wears them out. So to keep the farce going, the tubes find ways of making new tubes, which also put things in at one end and let them out at the other. At the input end they even develop ganglia of nerves called brains, with eyes and ears, so that they can more easily scrounge around for things to swallow. As and when they get enough to eat, they use up their surplus energy by wiggling in complicated patterns, making all sorts of noises by blowing air in and out of the input hole, and gathering together in groups to fight with other groups. In time, the tubes grow such an abundance of attached appliances that they are hardly recognizable as mere tubes, and they manage to do this in a staggering variety of forms. There is a vague rule not to eat tubes of your own form, but in general there is serious competition as to who is going to be the top type of tube. All this seems marvelously futile, and yet, when you begin to think about it, it begins to be more marvelous than futile. Indeed, it seems extremely odd.”

“You have seen that the universe is at root a magical illusion and a fabulous game, and that there is no separate "you" to get something out of it, as if life were a bank to be robbed. The only real "you" is the one that comes and goes, manifests and withdraws itself eternally in and as every conscious being. For "you" is the universe looking at itself from billions of points of view, points that come and go so that the vision is forever new.”

City Living Attempting to Clone BMR

 Seriously on the brink. Must kill. So much hate. Boogers McDoneLostHisShit...

KFTC: Presidential Debates

I can't wait to see who brings the 'X-Factor' in tonight's contest. One man will be the 'American Idol' when this is all said and done. It sure has been an 'Amazing Race' up to this point. One issue of contest will be terror on the homeland and the 'Fear Factor' of Americans in the 21st Century. I'm quite certain if the 'Price is Right', one of these men will make a strong bid to spend the next four years in the 'West Wing'. Oh, if only we had a read on these two jokers before this epitome of democratic discourse!

GCOTD: Wikipedia

Did you know Wikipedia is trying to make this guy disappear? Have you ever read anything about him, bhmf?

ESPN Sucks

Someone tell me why this fat fuck gets any job, much less a job on a sports network. Not only is he a gigantic fat ass, with no athletic experience or expertise, he is not funny. This reminds me of a microcosm of American politics. The fact that he can and does helps me understand how Mitt Romney is remotely a possibility for the next president of the United States of America.

Keeping It Jackal: Buck Showalter

"Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." - Vincent van Gogh

Once upon a time the New York Yankees were in need of a manager. They thought Buck would come back to their ass castle for an insane amount of money just like every other douchebag they buy a set of pinstripes for. Little did they know they were dealing with a man of integrity and hard work, the cornerstones of any successful franchise. They wanted more of the same, Buck was hoping for a challenge. Enter the Woerioles, Major League Baseball's retarded, red-headed, pimple/freckle-faced fat kid in the cellar. After failing to reach the 70-win plateau a season ago and 15 years below .500, the bad birds of Baltimore are bound for the Bronx in a series tied at a game a piece. Showalter has yet to flinch. This improbable turn of events is probably exactly what he envisioned in his big beautiful brain. Let me get some magic, hon.

The Den is mighty quiet....

......has the Jackal once known as Boogers McRib gone clone???????

???Questions you must ask???

How come it still snows and gets cold if Global warming is true?

This picture was taken this morning. Seven inches of Mother Natures pure white cocaine. BHMF says bring it on. BHMF loves snow. BHMF doesn't pray, except perhaps when it comes to the weather. He prays to the weather gods. And George Carlin's Sun God is the supreme being in that aspect. He is God almighty, and don't you forget it.

Keeping It Jackal: Baltimore Ravens

If you like sports stories, Sunday night's game against Queen Brady's(28-41, 335 yds 1 TD) Patriots had a ton of them. Joe Flacco was 28 of 39 for 382 yds and 3 TDs. Torrey Smith, who lost his little brother Saturday, caught 6 balls for 127 yds and 2 TDs. Down two scores with four minutes to go and come out on top. This is my football team. Here's hoping these jackals get some hardware, because they already play like champions. It's time.