The Jackals Den

Friday, October 7, 2011

Friday Hottie: Irina Shayk

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Just want to show you fools how we roll!

Don't want to get us off the awesome thread that is a bear attack but I can't miss a chance to big up my home state and the city that should be the capital.

Yeah Detriot gangbangers ain't got shit on us. We got Eskimo gangs that would whoop that ass. We are dangerous.

Just remember if you ever find yourself in ANC (on your way to visit BHMF) best protect ya neck and keep yo head on a swivel.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Keeping It Jackal: Some Bears

Now that's more of what you expect from a bear. Keep your head on a swivel.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Hahahahahahahahah!: Dallas Cowgirls

After all of it. Ever since he fumbled the snap out of an extra point-length field goal to fuck Dallas out of a playoff berth, the fact that this can still be a headline is fucking priceless. Jerry Jones, Keep Fuckin' That Chicken!

First Rule of Being a Prop in a Dunk Contest

Never let the dunker be a whitey.

2nd Rule- Dont be the tall chick at the back.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Hate to be the bearer of bad news......

.......and I hate to see Willie Nelson cry, but you know he is gonna cry when he hears this.

What is this world coming to? Next thing they are gonna do is ban surfing at the beaches. I mean WTF, everyone knows Holland and pot smoke go together like PB n J. I mean goddamn, can't there be one place in the world where drugs are all good? I mean I have never been to Holland (although I began the planning phases of going once or twice) but even at that I still feel good knowing its out there. You know what I mean? Like some poor dirty immigrant with the shittiest life ever feels good just knowing the good 'ol US of A is out there. It helps him make sense of his world, it gives him hope. Goddammit don't you hear me people? Immigrants unite. Pot smoke forever. Love you Willie. God bless all that is marijuana. Don't give up hope.