HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you, Hines Ward!

I can't tell you how awesome it is to see a photo where you're not smiling. Did you have a nice time at your 'Dancing with the Stars' parade? Nice earrings. Faggot.

Awesome. Go the Fuck to Sleep Kids book.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1042520351001/controversy-surrounds-go-the-f-to-sleep

Friday Hottie: Emily Scott

Life Sucks

I can't wait to get to All Good next week and tell everyone and everything what "the Dude" Geico bear reenacts at 02:23 of this clip.

Friday Hottie: Florence Brudenell-Bruce

WTF?

Suck one, Glenn Beck!

And anyone else who bitched about Democrats "cramming this down their throat". I think that includes Rusty T. or OBD or what ever the fuck he wants to tattoo on his arm next. The part I'm a little fuzzy on is, if it was crammed down your throat, why did you regergitate it and proceed to recram it from whence it came? I will never understand. Maybe it was just to bide time until election season. What can't be denied is ever since Dems got they cram on, Congress as a whole ain't done shit. I should have put this post under the "KFTC" series.

D (Dead) COTD: Stephen Hatch

This dude has now killed two wives, two kids, and now himself in two separate plane crashes. Fortunately, his son Austin, a fantastic basketball player and Michigan recruit, has managed to survive both of them. I understand that mistakes happen, but seriously dude, put the fucking plane down. Well, I guess you're dead now so we don't have to worry about that anymore.

Friday Hottie BHMF Style.

I'll Pay You Back next paycheck right?

All I can say is goddamn that is a lotta money.