Go To Sleep: Wal-Mart

Hahahahaha! Get fucked, Wally Martz! Hahahahaha!

Ouch.: BMR Gets the Boot

Friday Hottie: Aida Yespica

You Must Be Shrooming: 2012 GOP Candidates

Seriously, you fucks must love Barack Obama, because none of these jokers besides Ron Paul has a fart's chance in Hades. It's excellent theater, though, so keep fucking that chicken. Please.

Oh shit, get Ernie Anastos! I would totally vote for that guy.

Getting Awesome...to Death

"A downstairs neighbor met him at a liquor store and invited Standridge back to the house to stay the night so he wouldn't have to sleep outside."

It sounds like 'downstairs neighbor' should accept the fact that he has no friends before somebody else gets hurt.

If You Gotta Go...

I guess I should be surprised? I'm willing to bet those Sherpas saw this coming. They were probably taking bets, over/under on the elevation that was gonna do this old jackal in. Gotta give him some DAP for going out in style though...

Sleepy Jackals

WTF?: Urinal Pubes

Seriously, who is plucking their pubes at the urinal?

Friday Hottie: Denise Milani

Just EASING the Tension.........

Plus Penguins are mulattos just like Puppet President Barrack H Obama. Half black half white. People always say, "He's is the first black President." I love saying, "Bullshit, he is only half black you dumb bastards." The look on their face is usually priceless. Except when its not, of course, and they just insist that he is still black anyways. Because you know even if you have a drop of black blood eight centuries ago you are still black. That is just how it works don't ask me to explain it.

You want a black President? Chris Rock has made it known he wants the job, and he is BLACK.