Tuesday, May 10, 2011

If You Gotta Go...



I guess I should be surprised? I'm willing to bet those Sherpas saw this coming. They were probably taking bets, over/under on the elevation that was gonna do this old jackal in. Gotta give him some DAP for going out in style though...

Sleepy Jackals

Friday, May 6, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Just EASING the Tension.........




Plus Penguins are mulattos just like Puppet President Barrack H Obama. Half black half white. People always say, "He's is the first black President." I love saying, "Bullshit, he is only half black you dumb bastards." The look on their face is usually priceless. Except when its not, of course, and they just insist that he is still black anyways. Because you know even if you have a drop of black blood eight centuries ago you are still black. That is just how it works don't ask me to explain it.

You want a black President? Chris Rock has made it known he wants the job, and he is BLACK.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Obama rewrites Clancy on 60 Minutes Next!



Bet you believed him when he said he would end the wars too. Whoops! Maybe next term right? Even though the president promised his Afghan occupation would conclude in July 2011, military officials have admitted that sometime in 2014 is more likely. Elsewhere, American forces are dropping more bombs on more countries today than at any point during the Bush administration, with continued occupation forces in two massive countries even as they stage aerial bombardments of Pakistan, Libya and Yemen.

If you HOPE and BELIEVE you have faith and then if you want to get a job done the answer is YES YOU CAN!!!

Boogerdamus: Caps Advance to Round 3

I know it to be so, because this mullet-clad ass clown predicted the Caps in the Stanely Cup Finals last year and we got bounced in the first round. He can go shove his mullet up Stamkos' ass. Go fuck yourself, B-Mel!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Go To Sleep: Osama bin Laden



By mid-February, intelligence from multiple sources was clear enough that Obama wanted to "pursue an aggressive course of action.(aka "keep it jackal")"