Friday Hottie: Kelly Monaco

Peek a Boo

Peek the fucking boo motherfuckers...Please somebody cut this fucking deficit

p.s. Shit aint going to be pretty for while, PLEASE everyone have 6 months of income in liquid holdings...(a ton of cash i know...)

Go To Sleep: Butterbean Highlights

This guy sure is awkward talking on camera, but he used to put fools asleep.

Keep Fucking That Chicken: DEA

If you don't want to click this link and read the article, you should at least click it and check out some of the banners on this Korean news site. Some fuckin' weird shit, I'm not sure what services are being advertised here.



As far as educating yourself on this subject, it might not be worth the time and energy. Or anything I bitch about here in the Den, for that matter. Just let Ol' Boogers do his thing.

Jackal Precaution: Lasers

I read something about this last week and didn't know what to make of it. There's a video at the bottom of this page. I guess we have lasers. What do you know? It was developed by Uncle HAARP and Aunt Fuckusall. Watch your ass.


"As long as there is current, the weapon will not run out of ammo."

Ask a Jackal: Who the Fuck is This Guy?

Yo, yo, Jackals, who the fuck is this guy?

Keeping It Jackal: Rich Motherfuckers

This is what I'm talkin' bout.

Know Your Caps: Playoff Edition

GCOTD: Sigurdur Hjartarson

Hjartarson, 69, said his interest in what he calls "phallology" began when, as a youngster in rural Iceland, he was given a whip made from a bull's penis to help him herd cattle. Later, when he worked at a school near a whaling station, colleagues brought him whale penises as gifts.

Ask a Jackal: US Military Expenditure

What say you, Jackals? How long can we keep fucking this chicken?