Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Gaddafi be drinking milk and Nescafe yo!!!

Takes one to know one!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, on second thought, maybe (He described Barack Obama as a "good man" but said he appeared misinformed about the situation in Libya. "The statements I have heard from [Obama] must have come from someone else," Gaddafi said. "America is not the international police of the world.") Gaddafi is a little on the looney side after all!!!!!!

Gay Clone Industry: Gas Tank Theft

"...on Jan. 22, someone went underneath his gray 2006 Ford F-150 and drilled a hole in the tank. The estimated damage to his truck was about $1,400. The thief stole a half tank of gas valued between $42-$48."


Keep Fuckin' That Chicken.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

NOW! That's What I Call Revolution: Libyans

"Their ages are 17. They give them pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe," said Gaddafi.


Now you're speaking BMR's language. A little revolution, maybe some Easy Dub Allstars' 'Dark Side of the Moon' cover, who knows?

Jackalcademy: Appaplachian State

"The class covered the chemical, biological and production process of brewing malted beverages, including the science of how to combine hops, malt and yeast to produce styles and flavors of beer."


If you graduate with their "fermentation sciences" degree, you'll technically be a chemist. It's not to late, BabyFace. All this and more can be yours at Appalachian State.


*If you move to Boone, NC, you'll most likely become a dirty stinky hippy, in which case you'll drop out of your chemistry/beer brewing major to sell ganja grilled cheese on the festival circuit. Of course, you are in the marching band and their football team is pretty bitchin'. If you're a D-2 kind of guy.


P.S. Did you guys know Rusty T. was religious?

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Testify, Jackal!: Tom Friedman

Run and tell that, Homeboy! Spoken like a sound motherfuckin', logical ass jackal. Don't sleep on that ninja, 24-hour dojo up in this bitch.