Jesus Titty Fucking... Christ!

This isn't what you like to hear. Or this.

GCOTD: Tom Brady

Brady telling Moss that his hair looks bad is like Creed telling Nickleback that they're lame.

See you next weekend, bitch.

Friday Hottie: Bar Rafaeli

Thanks for Playing: Fresh Water

Seriously, crude oil in the gulf, raw metals and toxic elements flowing toward Europe's 2nd largest source of freshwater. This documentary is sobering and while it may not affect America immediately, it will soon. Australia began desalinating sea water three years ago. The third world is seeing it first. The Nile is looking more and more like it will bring serious conflict to the African continent, as if it didn't have enough already. 

Boogerdamus: Steelers "Marshmallow" Schedule Is Over

It would be nice to go for broke and say Baltimore prevails by two scores, but history dictates that will not be the case. Rather, Pittsburgh, perched miles above the rest of the league in "power rankings" will slide a little bit. I think the Ravens are better prepared, they started this season in one of the most hostile environments the NFL has to offer. They faced their former defensive coordinator in a brand new stadium, a game ESPN specifically requested. On a short week, it was probably hard as shit to go into Cincinnati and get anything going. I am not making excuses. Show me a team that has performed well in the same scenario. Cleveland should have been an easier game, but no one drew up a game plan for Peyton Hillis. Even still, a close divisional game(which you also happen to win) is another great form of preparation for this weekend in Shittsburgh. I am pissed I'll be on a flight on Sunday, because this game will be badass. Does any jackal want to DVR it fo' a ninja? I really think almost losing at home, to Atlanta, on opening day, squeaking out a win over the Titans with a special teams touchdown and beating Tampa Bay(on the road or anywhere else for that matter) does not merit the accolades NFL pundits are showering over Western PA. Am I a homer, or do any of you jackals gobble up what the Boog Man be servin'? As of tomorrow, I'm on PST, bitch. Don't sleep. Ravens 16, Steelers 9

KFTC: Global Warming Skeptics

I don't think any global warming skeptics clone it up in the Den, but shouldn't NASA be credible enough as a source?

GCOTD: Shaun Smith

Can any jackal step forward and let me know how this is even possible in the NFL? Cheap shots are straight clone to begin with, but cheap shots involving male reproductive organs are tops on the list of gay clone behavior. This guy needs a trip to Cafe Paree to get the old Voicemail treatment. Or maybe Club Supersexxxe...

WTF?: Polygamy

Christine, who's about to give birth to her sixth child, never had any interest at all in being an only wife, or even a second wife. The third wife is emotionally the easiest, she says, adding that during her teen years, "I wanted the sister wives more than the husband."

I hate reality TV so much. This is like trying to look away from a twenty five car pile up. These people are crazy as fuck. What the fuck?

Try This At Home

Shote Sleeves, is that you?

Friday Hottie: Marisa Miller