Keeping It Awesome: Basil Marceaux

Meow: UMD Terps Football

Welcome to a new Jackals Den series entitled, 'Meow', where we salute bitch juice where it flows. "We're not good at football, so we should stretch and meditate like a bunch of bitches." Hey, Terps Football, harden the fuck up!

JOTSS(Jackal of the Solar System): The Sun

The source of everything good on our planet. This real live jackal is hooking you up with a free light show. Ba-leeve it. All the scientists was like, "Yo, Sun should be all quiet and shit." Shit's bout to change, yo.

A 'lil Ole Skool Dirt Dog Rock for ya ear pieces.

Yeah, motherfucker. For all my real Western Howard County ninjas out there, doing it since day one mother fuckers. Happy motherfuckin Friday and shit.

JOTD: Basil Marceaux

KFTC: Matt Drudge

I know this fuckbag has already been the Gay Clone of the Day, but his schtick never tires like Pontius' fedora. Seriously, what the fuck is this guy on about and which analysts did he hyperlink to? Deutsche Bank. Wall Street analysts don't like this upper tier tax cut getting... cut, I guess, for lack of a better word. Fuck you, Matt Drudge. Fuck you, Deutsche Bank. Paulie, get out of that fucking barn, the hay is on fire. And give me some goddamn Ravens tickets if you're not using them.

Cologne is for Pussies, literally

Those fucking crazy Germans. Vagina scented cologne? For men?


http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/

Think of the hilarious possibilities of this. Head, I will leave the inevitable shout to you -

Puuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

GCOTD: Sergio Kindle

Well this was certainly a bad start and if you were getting awesome when this happened, your teammates are about to be fuckin' pissed. Oh yeah, there's a pattern of sorts, also not good.

Todays the day

Music will never be the same.
Hooooooowwwwwwlllll!!!!!!

Whoa whoa whoa: Worse Than Lung Cancer

My original point, misconstrued by the real live BD2, was that these poor peeps didn't light one match for one cigarette. They were simply plopped out of a vagina into hell. Bad luck. Geography. Whatever you want to call it. Shit we're fortunate enough not to deal with every day. I will try to be more thorough in future posts.