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Saturday, January 23, 2010
ACC PSA: We Aint No Joke!
You come to Comcast Center this year and your gonna get disrespected and UNFed on. Terps ain't fuckin around no more. You think beating Duke by 15 at home means something? You come out and win the tip and hit a three? Then my boy Mosely busts an And 1 in your grill, we get a stop and a bucket, get up by 5+ and force you to call a timeout and YOU NEVER GET THAT CLOSE AGAIN. Beat NC State by 24 and it wasn't that close. YOU GOT A HOT DATE ON TUESDAY MIAMI, WOOOOOOOWEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I fat fingered that post
I tailgated. What of it? Jackals should be here. Ticket was available. Year of the clone continues....
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Friday, January 22, 2010
Friday Hottie: Melissa Theuriau
Can you imagine getting your news from this? Hey, there was an earthquake. Your football team lost. The world is essentially fucked. Somehow, it's all a bit easier to take on those glossy lips. Sorry these are all from her at work, google her name and you'll see more, if you pickin' up what I'm layin' down. Female celebrities, there's always someone with you at the topless beach!
Serious Post: Call to Action
I apologize for disrupting the Jackitude, but this is important: The Democrats in Congress are dangerously close to deciding that, because some bitch in Massachusetts didn't like shaking hands or know who Curt Schilling was, they're going to tuck their tails between their legs and quit on health care reform. With nearly 60/40 majorities in both houses of Congress. When most Americans like what's in the bill. Even though it would severely damage Obama's presidency.
This bill, which has gone through five Congressional committees and been passed by both chambers, is a single vote from the finish line. Literally - this thing could be done tomorrow, chalked up as a success, and out of the headlines a week from now.This is the major policy goal that progressives have been seeking for something like 100 years (there was a major health care reform effort in the 1930s!). It will cover 30 million sick and poor Americans, save all of us from fear of losing coverage due to loss of job or rescission, and begin the much-needed reforms of the delivery system (e.g. doctor & pharmaceutical reimbursement) needed to save this country from eventually being 
bankrupted by health care costs. And it will do all of this while reducing the deficit.
If they don't pass this bill, then what the fuck are they in Congress for? So what can you do? Call your Representative and tell them to pass the Senate's bill, particularly if they happen to be one of the following:
Then call some of the other representatives on the fence (a good list is at the bottom of this post) and tell them to pass the Senate's bill.
If they fail to pass this, my Representative and Senators (all three of whom are Democrats) will lose my votes forever. Because I don't vote for pussies. Period. And I'm going to make sure they know it before they make their decision.
UPDATE: It might be worth calling your Senators, too, and telling them to pass the amendments to the Senate bill via reconciliation.
This bill, which has gone through five Congressional committees and been passed by both chambers, is a single vote from the finish line. Literally - this thing could be done tomorrow, chalked up as a success, and out of the headlines a week from now.This is the major policy goal that progressives have been seeking for something like 100 years (there was a major health care reform effort in the 1930s!). It will cover 30 million sick and poor Americans, save all of us from fear of losing coverage due to loss of job or rescission, and begin the much-needed reforms of the delivery system (e.g. doctor & pharmaceutical reimbursement) needed to save this country from eventually being bankrupted by health care costs. And it will do all of this while reducing the deficit.- Elijah Cummings (MD-07)
- Donna Edwards (MD-04)
- Frank Kratovil (MD-1)
- Bill Pascrell (NJ-08)
- Donald Payne (NJ-10)
- Albio Sires (NJ-13)
Then call some of the other representatives on the fence (a good list is at the bottom of this post) and tell them to pass the Senate's bill.
If they fail to pass this, my Representative and Senators (all three of whom are Democrats) will lose my votes forever. Because I don't vote for pussies. Period. And I'm going to make sure they know it before they make their decision.
UPDATE: It might be worth calling your Senators, too, and telling them to pass the amendments to the Senate bill via reconciliation.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Drunk Ass Jackals Be Funny As Fuck
I got a new phone. It does awesome stuff. We drank Razzouk, it made us awesome. And Boogers McRib really wants to fight some dude named Mr Cheen. Odd developments indeed.
Bitches Be Stupid
My married jackals, how did you know you wouldn't go totally insane listening to your wife talk to her friends, on occasion, but nevertheless for the rest of your life? When I hear fake ass bitches bullshit each other until they're blue in the face, it makes me want to post on Straight Outta Plompton: The Blog. Seriously, this is what I hear from the cube next door, while the drinkable yogurt I had for breakfast continues to make me fart:"Oh my god, [attractive girl], you'll never believe what happened last night," says unattractive girl.
"Oh my god, what?" asks attractive girl.
"Kill me," BMR mutters to himself.
"I totally had to walk to the Metro(4 blocks, if that) and it was sooo cold," explained unattractive girl.
"You know what, [unattractive girl] I got flowers(AGAIN! and you didn't, but I'll just imply that instead of saying it out loud)," attractive girl said.
"Wow, [attractive girl], you are so lucky(you fucking bitch! I don't give a fuck about your flowers)"
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