The Jackals Den

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

OLD NEWS

As if Papa John's didn't already suck enough (food poisoning 3x).

http://ballhype.com/story/pizza_chain_apologizes_for_crybaby_lebron_shirt/

SOMEONE FOUND ANOTHER WAY TO FUCK IRELAND

AND I'M CURRENTLY WATCH NBA OFFICIALS SIMILARLY FUCK THE BULLETS.

I fully admit that the likelihood of going into Dallas and beating the Cowboys is not a likely scenario this Sunday. To the Redskins credit they did upset the Broncos, albeit against Chris Simms, but last time I checked a win is a win. Plus the 'Boys are dealing with injuries on the O-line and running backs just like the Redskins. I just hope the Redskins secondary doesn't play like they did last week, because Romo could have a good day if that happens. I do not expect it will because as inept as the Redskins offense is, the defense is just as if not more so diesel.

If there is one thing most football fans can agree on it's "Fuck Dallas". For example look how the Green Bay radio announcer took his chance to create violent imagery of murdering them. Here is last week's call of the Woodson interception:

"1st-goal at the one...WOODSON! DAGGER NUMBER TWO! Right through the star of the Dallas Cowboys Helmet!"

Awesome.

That is why I ask all my real, live Jackals to tune in to watch the Cowboys November slump begin with a loss to the 3-6 Redskins in Dallas Sunday at 1PM.

Cheeseburgers....'Merca.....ballleevvee it....GO SKINS....Cheeseburgers....'Merca.....Cheeseburgers....'Merca.....Cheeseburgers....'Merca.....Cheeseburgers....'Merca.....GO SKINS!

(Fully admit the gayness of this video, but couldn't help posting it...)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

At the Risk of Being Un-'Merican

This is a horrible fucking idea.

Degenerate gambling leads to...charity?

Ever go to a work happy hour? Ever get drunk at one? Ever try to talk two coworkers into making a bet on fantasy football? Ever convince them to come to terms on said bet by making a bet with another coworker on fantasy football and then calling them pussies? Ever lose said bet? Ever wake up on a Tuesday morning and do this to your face and then have to figure out a way to explain it to the people laughing at you at work (as well as your unsuspecting wife)?

Low and behold I have now joined the Movember movement! Sure I have to keep the Stache for an extra 10 days but at least my bosses don't know about my degenerate gambling that shows no regard for work place decorum and good sense! Mustaches to beat Prostate Cancer! Yeah that's what happened! Bosses can't be against Movember because that makes them for Prostate Cancer! So feel free to donate to my misery and humiliation. Dig deep Jackals...

My Movember Profile That Accepts Tax Deductible Donations