Thursday, September 17, 2009

Tags Galore: We are the fucking Greatest


Speaking of Tags...Has anyone scrolled down to read the Tags of Glory recently? They are much funnier when you read them as a (really, really ridiculously long) list.

This made me again realize that the Den surely is the shit. Well played sirs. If you haven't in a while go back and look at some of the posts that got us here. Fucking inspirational. I think I may UNF some fools at lunch because I am so infused with Jackal goodness...

Greatest/Worst Invention Ever Created

www.pandora.com

Fuck man. Shit is too easy. And way too addictive. And they got a button to buy shit on there? Who knew that Bishop Lamont and Black Milk made a collab that is sick as fuck called Caltroit? Not me, but I do now and I need to buy it.

Who knew People Under the Stairs and Psyche Origami were a mix between Dr Dre and a Tribe Called Quest? I didn't but I sure am about to buy those CD's too.

Your boy Shoulders just picked up a $30 a week buy obscure CD habit... Fuck my wallet.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

401: WTF Vol. 1

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

JOTD: O.J. Brigance Doing the Brigance Dance « Baltimore Ravens Blogs

Doing the Brigance Dance « Baltimore Ravens Blogs

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Hard to believe 9 years ago this guy was ripping ScarShoulders' team a new one and now he can hardly speak or control his movement.


P.S. 400 posts. Baleeve ma.

R.I.P. Jackal - Dalton

I have seen this movie countless times and it still makes me tear up from the sheer dorkiness and the incredible amount of one-liners that ensue throughout the entire film.

R.I.P. Dalton. You will be missed.



"Take out the trash, Cooler!"



You gotta love that the blind dude keeps playin' the blues while they are throwin' down in this scene.

Cowboy karate: Round house in a road house...it doesn't get much more jackal than that.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Ghetto Ass Names I HATE Brought To My Attention By The NFL

Let me take this opportunity to thank ScarShoulders for taking time out of his busy schedule to weigh in and post three consecutive times. We get it, you're back. Congratulations.
I"m sure this post could be construed as racist, but the following names are as bothersome to me as traffic on 495/DC Beltway, being asked for free tickets to Merriweather or responding to "knock knock" texts from FetusFace:
Knowshon Moreno
Tramon Williams
Cadillac Williams
Craphonso Thorpe
Marcedes Lewis
D'brickashaw Ferguson
Deshawn Jackson
Deshawn Stevenson
Santonio Holmes
I am exhausted trying to come up with these, so I'll take it you get my point. I'm thinking there's a Craphonso or Tramon on this bus, but who can be sure?
On a far more frustrating note, it was brought to my attention that Chris Martin(lead singer of Coldplay) and Gwyneth Paltrow named their daughter, Apple. And I heard Nicole Richie named her son Sparrow Midnight, which I would call deplorable, but I think that's understating the situation's severity.

That was easy...

Wire to wire domination.

I look forward to my Jameson the next time I see you Mr Ball Deep.

You mess with the bull you get the horns my friend.

Baleeve it.

KOTJ Birthday Recap



Knock knock.




Who's there?




9/11.




9/11 who?




I thought you said you'd never forget...




Knock knock.


Who's there?


Little boy blue.


Little Boy Blue who?


Michael Jackson!


Wizards was played. Awesome was gotten. Jameson was drank. and then . . . .



King of the Jungle went . . .


Per RTBs Request

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Rj-Q8d7fE

GO SKINS!!!!!!!!

GO SKINS!!!!!!!!