Friday Hottie: Audrey Hepburn

My bad, jackals. I can't post the caliber of Friday Hottie to which we've become accustomed.

Go To Sleep: Anwar al-Awlaki

Hahahahahaha!: Dudes that watch 'Dancing with the Stars'

So BD2 is always trying to convince me that Dancing with the Stars isn't GAF because there are hot professional dancers on some of the time. Well, I hope you had a great time looking at Nancy Grace's 51 year old nipple. That stupid bitch tried to say it was a pastie. KFTC.

Eye of the Tiger, Fear of the turtle

As the last seconds ticked off the clock in a shocking third straight victory for the tigers this past weekend towson's students began to chant "We want Maryland". Why you ask? For the first time ever it seems towson has a football team this year. And per the usual Maryland is scarping by and losing to teams like Temple. So i ask you den followers, does towson pose a threat to Maryland this coming Sunday? villanova player loses brain function at 1:00. Whats the count mo bros? Who's coming out on top?

Fearless dogs

Friday Hottie: Rosa Acosta

Jackal to Jackal(self) Callout

I tried to find something other than DMX to illustrate the degree to which I have slipped. From one jackal to at least two others, I am sorry.

Funny Gay guy comments on the honey badger, plus a Jackal

Awesome Raft

Also, Cam Newton now has more yards in 2 games then some QB's will have all season.

Awesome NFL Players and money management

Chris McAlister, former Ravens CB, and current loser, is now broke, living in his parents basement, and can't pay his child support of $11,000 a month. He signed a 7 yr/$55 million extension in 2004, and played 5 years of it.

Sounds like somebody needs to consult with Wu-Tang Financial. I know homeys be hating direct deposit, but FUCK, $40 some million dollars? Open a savings account, or get 300 lil piggy banks and shove em full of hunreds!

Gay Clone Behavior and Its Consequences

I started out feeling bad for this guy, but then I read an article and learned he was at a beauty spa. That is just inexcusable and I think some karma may have been involved in his little run in with your friend there. Let it be known, you roll the dice, be prepared to have an eel swim up your dickhole.

Fuck Yeah Nfl. And Fuck Muslims . (terrorists.) Never Forget

I cooked 10 brats today. With sauerkraut. Some are eaten. Most of the beers too. Its sunday. Fuckin a NFL football is back in season!

Redskins managed to win with a not too shabby looking Sexy Rexy. Ryan Kerrigan, looked awesome, Fred Davis is the newer, blacker, better, Chris Cooley. Trent Williams better get that struggling monkey off his back before he goes around calling himself Silverback anymore. Still, a W is a W.

Also, Cam Newton just punched Peyton Manning's rookie 1st game passing record in the balls, by over 100 yards (302 Manning, 422 Newton!) .

Oh, yeah, 10 years ago today, some muslims blew some american stuff up. But its cool now, they are even building a victory mosque right next to where they blew up the WTC.

Go To Sleep: Pittsburgh Steelers

Bob Marley = Sublime Roots

Another installment in this series. Yes, another sat. night, Sam Adams being throwin punches at me, and Sublime on the hi-fi.

This time, Jailhouse. Originally, a B. Marley Song, then a Sublime cover. Def. feeling the Sublime version better.

Getting Awesome: Drunk Elk

This elk knows what's up. I feel bad for the guy, all hung up on the tree, but he just wanted to get more booze. I can relate. The same quest got your ol' pal Boogers in a few precarious sitch-ee-ations.

This one's for the Booger Man

Beat ya to it!!! Don't Look.

RTB's first Friday News Hotty- Kimberly Guilfoyle

Better than Robin Meade. Mute that shit, videos are easier to post than pics.