Girlfriend/Wife/etc Requirements

Bitches need to know how to cook that's #1
#2 likey sucky a cocky

There is no #3 really but if there was, what would it be?

KFTC: TSA

 So if you're fat or smell bad, you can expect the brunt of the TSA's work. 

KFTC: India

Y'all need to chill with the 'gagiggity in the shmoygin', if you know what I mean. Bill Burr says it much better. 650 million person increase in 50 years. 17% of the world lives in India. KFTC.