'Merica: Let Freedom Ring

Maybe I should be glad they didn't give this carpet muncher** a "curbie" like in American History X.













**Carpet muncher is not derogatory. Fuck you.

JOTD: George Soros

Yeah, ninja. George Soros knows what's up. Roll that shit, light that shit, make money on that shit. Stupid motherfuckers.

Official Drink of the Next Mancation??

"Four Loko, combines as much alcohol as a six-pack of beer and the equivalent of several cups of coffee. The drinks sell for about $2.50 each and have been nicknamed blackout in a can."

GC(s)OTD: Jerry Jones, Tony Romo, Keith Brooking, Wade Philips, Roy Williams, City of Dallas, NFL Pundits, Cameron Collins, Jason Garrett, Angry DC Black Guys, ESPN

Me and SS had a good huck about how injured Cowboys have to walk back through the sports bar at this shit show of a NFL stadium. Jerry Jones, how did no one think about that before you built that shit pile? It's a lot like your obscenely large scoreboard/HD jumbotron that interferes with the punt game.