Jackal News Flash: Pontius Got Gmail

Friday Hottie: Chisato Morishita

 She has a mean crabwalk...

 ...she's learning how to tie...

 ...and she lika' da booze.

KFTC: White Trash Moms

You could cut the trashiness with a knife. I don't know what FarmVille is, but I hate Facebook.

A Jackal Torn: Newy Scruggs

This guy might be the black CQ99, I'm awaiting confirmation, but watching this jackal suppress his own jackalness makes me as uncomfortable as a serious moment on 'Saved By The Bell'. Of course Newy doesn't drink OR do drugs. KFTC, Black CQ99. KFTC.

GCOTD: Pregnant people

Fuck. Head feels me. Tico feels me. The rest of you will someday feel me. Pregnancy is no joke. Hormones are running my life. please god...kill me. kill me dead.

Keeping It Clone: Humans

Yo, this be some whack ass clone shit. Love me some animals, yo.

"Forty-one percent of all amphibians are now threatened with extinction."

'Merica: Let Freedom Ring

Maybe I should be glad they didn't give this carpet muncher** a "curbie" like in American History X.













**Carpet muncher is not derogatory. Fuck you.

JOTD: George Soros

Yeah, ninja. George Soros knows what's up. Roll that shit, light that shit, make money on that shit. Stupid motherfuckers.

Official Drink of the Next Mancation??

"Four Loko, combines as much alcohol as a six-pack of beer and the equivalent of several cups of coffee. The drinks sell for about $2.50 each and have been nicknamed blackout in a can."

GC(s)OTD: Jerry Jones, Tony Romo, Keith Brooking, Wade Philips, Roy Williams, City of Dallas, NFL Pundits, Cameron Collins, Jason Garrett, Angry DC Black Guys, ESPN

Me and SS had a good huck about how injured Cowboys have to walk back through the sports bar at this shit show of a NFL stadium. Jerry Jones, how did no one think about that before you built that shit pile? It's a lot like your obscenely large scoreboard/HD jumbotron that interferes with the punt game. 

Jackal-lantern

The Lynx is holding it DOWN this Halloween!

KFTC: Right Wingers

Freedom of speech and press are only the basis of our entire nation, but what the hell? Stop government propaganda, let's get some propaganda about our government up in this bitch. KFTC.

Friday Hottie: Keeley Hazell

How do you post Anonymously?

go to fucking asleep

Respect.

College(High School) Never Changes

Head, BD2, OBD and Short Sleeves I know you are feeling this picture. Me and BMR visited babyface at college, got all twisted and played Goldeneye. It was like 1997 all over again. So awesome.

Deleted Scene

WTF?: Objects In Flight Yet To Be Identified

GCOTD: Duke Rap Guy

Wow, just wow:



I wonder if Seth Curry guy also goes to Furman?

Torain Train

Can't look at Romo anymore, so that is why there is this new post

1-4

"What'da they look like to you, Jimmy??" "Dorks,...they look like a couple of dorks."


Go to fucking asleep Babyface...

PS GO SKINS!!! Hail!

Booabbaay Blue Bitches

Somehow, the Redskins are leading the NFC East and all is well in football land....for now. Just as a hedge, not that I need a hedge because the Skins will beat that ass this season (SS and the rest of the NFC scrimps up in the Den), I have been paying close attention to early hockey season awesomeness. I witnessed my first sight of a whole lot of suck when the Penguins decided to rock the baby blues tonight. Holy fuck, may that asshole who sent me that Pens tshirt last year, may he rot in hell.

Hold the Fuckin' Phone: Guy In the Next Stall At Work

Is the guy that was in the next stall a moment ago for real? Who does the 'water rinse' only after pinching a loaf? The 'water rinse' can slide after a piss, I've seen it done. 'Water rinse' post-deuce is one of the boldest workplace maneuvers there is. It's not like I was creeping and caught the dude, he knew other cats were in there. KFTC, guy in the next stall at work. I guess we're never making any bets.

J(s)OTD: Random Motherfuckers

Hey,

Here's to you random motherfuckers spending more time in the Den than so called 'bona fide jackals'. Y'all runned it like a pundit. Keep your eyes peeled like Garfield. Sure, one has a questionable knowledge of sex toy varietals and the other comes off as if she were recruiting for a cult, but what the fuck? BMR takes what he can get.

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KFTC: Ohio Sports

This is great television. The Bengals front office should collect some type of reward. This is going to be a total shit show.

I know I'm talking shit to a team that beat my birds, but fuck two road games on a short week.

Friday Hottie: Carolina Ardohain

KFTC: The Human Race

Movember, where you at? Cancer was made by man, it can be cured by him. Ba leeve that.

Jesus Titty Fucking... Christ!

This isn't what you like to hear. Or this.

GCOTD: Tom Brady

Brady telling Moss that his hair looks bad is like Creed telling Nickleback that they're lame.

See you next weekend, bitch.

Friday Hottie: Bar Rafaeli